so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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