Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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