Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
