I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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