I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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