Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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