i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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