I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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