Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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