think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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