I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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