There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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