I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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