ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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