: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
that is very illegal...i love you.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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