Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
where am i from again
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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