when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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