I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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