Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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