I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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