lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I party with great urgency now.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize