I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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