I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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