i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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