Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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