So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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