I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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