It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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