I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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