I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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