well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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