Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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