their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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