Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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