I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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