I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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