Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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