I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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