She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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