He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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