theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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