At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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