By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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