My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Farmville is her only friend.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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