Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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