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Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
its liver damage thursday
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