So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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