if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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