Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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