# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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