Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I cockslap morals
I could have mohawked her pubes.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I think my moral compass just broke
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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